Thursday, April 23, 2009

Jerry is evil and not funny! Also special promotion on diet cola!

I saw blog post on Jerry's rip off blog. Not funny and evil. I can guarantee public that i do not have a "dick" on my face. that was created with paint or microsoft paint.

Also, please be advised that Snapple campaign is still in effect for all receipts but receipts from Jerry's newsstand. Jerry's receipts are void until furhter notice. Bad bad man.

Half price diet cokes tomorrow.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Special Promotion on Ice Tea Snapple! Stay away from Evil Man!

Come down to newsstand north side of Beaver and Broad for great promotion on snapple ice tea lemon! Best price around! Bring receipt from other establishment for snapple and I will match or beat the price! Best Snapple deal in town!

Also, this man is evil, please stay away:

His name is Jerry. Jerry works on South side of Beaver and Broad. He repeatedly offends, and is evil.

Come to Clarkstons for Snapple!

Friday, April 10, 2009

New Deal! 85 Cent for sour patch! One day only!

You heard right!

April 12th, 2009 is special for the deals you will get from Sour Patch kids. Only 85 cent. The best deal in town, and definitely the best deal in all Beaver and Broad street!

So come on down! Don't be fooled by competitor newsstand, like Newsstand on South side of Beaver and Broad. The owner of the establishment doesn't understand deals and commerce! And will certainly charge you at least 95 cent for sour patch kids.

Clarkston's News Stand, for the best deals and promotions all things newsstand!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Clarkston's News Stand - The Best in Prices

Hello everyone!

Welcome to my blog for news stand, for all your updates and offers from Clarkston's news stand. Special this week, King Size Snickers and Tear and Share M&M Peanut for just $1.

Please be sure to check back often for all your information regarding Clarkston's News Stand. Remember, we are on north side of Beaver and Broad in the Financial District of New York City. If you are in market for pure rip off you can go to the south side, but Jerry's News Stand doesn't offer hot deals Clarkston's offers.

See you tomorrow morning!